Spongebobismyworld

behind-a-wall-of-illusion:

sproutingflower:

female actors getting pissed off at sexist interview questions is my new favourite thing

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tina and amy’s faces omg

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and cate blanchett calling out the cameraman on the full body pan 

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loveee

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scarlett is so tired of this shit

(via toewsinthewater)

kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

(via danceoutsidethebox)

queercorn:

*straight people voice* is he… you know…

(Source: straightallies, via psalmjrel)

nurseblonda:

actual footage of me walking to class in the morning

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dobe-qj:

ask-dr-knockout:

vagueversusvogue:

barbie-teacatch:

al-grave:

"What do you play? The Clarinet, you? I play the fucking HAMMER"

I MEAN THE OTHER PLAYER’S FACES THO

the dude in the back knew it was coming, the other dude forgot

WOULD SOMONE PLEASE MAKE THE HAMER GUY BREAKDOWN!!!! AND THE TOP GUY KNOCKOUT AND THE BOTTOM GUY STARSCREAM!!! I NEED TO LAUGH FOR A MILLION YEARS!!!

dobe-qj:

ask-dr-knockout:

vagueversusvogue:

barbie-teacatch:

al-grave:

"What do you play? The Clarinet, you? I play the fucking HAMMER"

I MEAN THE OTHER PLAYER’S FACES THO

the dude in the back knew it was coming, the other dude forgot

WOULD SOMONE PLEASE MAKE THE HAMER GUY BREAKDOWN!!!! AND THE TOP GUY KNOCKOUT AND THE BOTTOM GUY STARSCREAM!!! I NEED TO LAUGH FOR A MILLION YEARS!!!

(via carpediemcomicss)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Loves Halloween 

(via carpediemcomicss)

acid-sea:

lazyanbu:

MY MUM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM LIKE THIS

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SO WE MADE SOME MORE

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AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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THEN MY DAD JOINED IN

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whenever I’m sad I remember this post

(Source: straahl-inspo, via tommymofuckinbradley)

thealphapigeon:

-annoying:

you know my name not my

Overwhelming desire to become a pigeon. Words cannot express my dire need to have beautiful grey feathers and glorious wings so that I may fly and feast upon dropped hotdogs and breadcrumbs.

(via seafluers)

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

(Source: demonicdorothy, via seafluers)

dearloserchris:

teejaypinetree:

She wants the (ph)D

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Not with that technique: no gloves, safety glasses, fume hood; the volume in the erlenmeyer flask is not suitable for what the flask allows; and the fumes from the left vessel are dangerously close to her nasal orifice. The only D she is asking for is Disaster.

(Source: teejaypineapple, via gedaechtnis-palast)